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I'm Sam.
I love Penguins.
I'm 22.
Beer is good.
I love snow.
Let's go camping.

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

fuckyeahbillhader:

hadersgonnahade:

stefon-rneyers:

hadersgonnahade:

bill’s monologue: what

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Melissa, you’re a psychic.

Do I know the man or do I know the man?

Maybe it was a shout out to your blog

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

alas—-earwax:

b00ksandp0ems:

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP

Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

Props to shai for pulling off this scene better than I thought she was going to

thatfunnyblog:

I’ll have a large please

thatfunnyblog:

I’ll have a large please

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat