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I'm Sam.
I love Penguins.
I'm 22.
Beer is good.
I love snow.
Let's go camping.

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

fallontonight:

inranks:

fallontonight:

Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!

"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"

That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five. 

gabite:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

homuratrash:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

So to procrastinate my essay I booted up the Sims and i tried to throw my toddler a birthday party and 

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It kept burning for like two hours 

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Then my teen burned to death

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Why didn’t i just write my essay. 

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patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

charizard:

GOD

3 days ago189,936 plays

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die